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posted by [personal profile] purplecthulhu at 11:33am on 24/08/2008
I've always been astounded by the range of body sizes that selective breeding has produced in dogs. As I was going to sleep last night I pondered what a similar approach would have done to house cats. Comparing chihuahua and great dane sized dogs to cats, one might guess that cats as small as mice could be hunting vermin in their own holes, while leopard-sized hunters might be dozing in front of our fireplaces.

I mentioned this to [livejournal.com profile] purpletigron who raised a very valid objection. Would anybody really want something the size of a leopard with the intellectual challenges of Wong! ?

Consider... WONG WONG WONG... dash over here - crash bang.... WONG WONG WONG... ah a lap! Pounce, pin... WONG WONG... time to wriggle! Writhe bash rip rend....

It would all end in tears.

EDIT: my ignorance of breed spellings corrected. Thanks!
Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com at 10:45am on 24/08/2008
Cats are evil. Dogs are snuggly. Big dogs are even snugglier. Trufax.
 
posted by [identity profile] bazzalisk.livejournal.com at 10:50am on 24/08/2008
Terry Pratchett (OBE) talks about exactly this in "The Unadulterated Cat".
 
posted by [identity profile] a-d-medievalist.livejournal.com at 11:11am on 24/08/2008
Good point. Although there is a decent range of cat sizes for those who like such things. I have seen cats who are at about 2 kilos full-grown and healthy (and to me, they seem wrong!) and I know a couple of Maine Coon cats who are ... big. Their heads come almost to my knees when standing on all paws, and weigh around 10-12 kilos.

One thing I have noticed is that the larger cats (and my large cat is fairly big and weighs about 7.5 kilos) climb more than they jump. Definitely a mixed blessing.



also ... chihuahua :-)
 
posted by [identity profile] mkillingworth.livejournal.com at 11:44am on 24/08/2008
Our large cat (admittedly only 6 kilos, but he's underweight) is a very powerful jumper. All of the others are two to four kilos, and definitely prefer jumping to climbing.

And thanks for catching chihuahua. They can be very annoying, but the pedant in me went ballisitic. ;~)
 
posted by [identity profile] lil-shepherd.livejournal.com at 11:24am on 24/08/2008
Some of the F1 crosses to various wild cats (all the smaller species seem to be very closely related and produce about one fertile offspring in ten) have produced really big cats. I saw a photo of an F1 Geoffrey's hybrid that was h-u-g-e far bigger than either a domestic cat or the wild species.

You have to make allowances for Wong! being Oriental, and therefore basically Siamese. His half brother Kurt has no brains either.
 
posted by [identity profile] del-c.livejournal.com at 11:50am on 24/08/2008
Also, on the small end, do you want a cat that can hide in the walls when it's time to visit the vet?

Also also, if you want a carnivore that can chase a rodent down its own holes, you can already get a ferret.
 
posted by [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com at 12:40pm on 24/08/2008
Mary G's experience of breeding pigs: they remember being a piglet and being tickled on your lap, and will continue to jump up on you in hope of a repeat of the experience.

When they're the size of a large sofa. But much heavier.
 
posted by [identity profile] anthraxia.livejournal.com at 05:21pm on 24/08/2008
Heh heh heh. Which is why I repeatedly warned my ex about allowing the cute little labrador puppy with ***enormous*** paws to climb all over him every time he lay on the floor, and strenously suggested he not begin the "Drakey lies on the floor and allows the puppy to wrestle him" game.
Cute and fun when the puppy is 6 inches tall and weighs about 2kg. Not so fun when the puppy is just under 2 feet tall and weighs 36kg, but still jumps on your head when you are, say, lying on the floor and reading the newspaper. Much as I love my Digby-dog, and cute and cuddly as he was as a puppy, I knew he was going to grow up big and never cuddled him on my lap. Next to me, yes, on me, no.

I knew people years ago who had an immaculate, fully coordinated house, with a sleek black leather and chrome couch on one side of their living room, and a grey, battered, broken down couch with 'dog couch, don't sit' spray painted on it, on the other side of the room. They also owned a newfoundland who weighed 95kg and considered laps fair game. They compromised by training him that he wasn't allowed on the 'new' couch, and just tried to keep people from sitting on the 'dog couch'. But they discovered to their aesthetic cost that if they took away the dog couch, no matter what they did, he'd climb up on the expensive couch, because since he'd been a puppy, he was always allowed on at least ***one*** comfy chair. Silly people :)
 
posted by [identity profile] sammywol.livejournal.com at 11:33pm on 24/08/2008
er ... bandaid?

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