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posted by [personal profile] purplecthulhu at 01:40pm on 17/10/2004
This result is too silly not to quote!

Your bad LJ SF novel by busstopboxer
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You are the bonded captain of the USSpurplejavatroll
Whose strange power isA bulletproof penis (qv Kim Campbell)
And whose sworn enemy isoverconvergent
BecauseOne of them is a tool of Satan
Unexpected help comes fromThe ghost of Elvis Presley
Who is in factelisem
And has the power toChew steel and spit ten penny nails
A chance meeting withpatgreene
Takes place in aPublic urinal
Owned bypuppytown
Who observes that"There's some al-key-hol in this"
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posted by [identity profile] alexmc.livejournal.com at 06:17am on 17/10/2004
and the plot of the next Robert Rankin is....

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