posted by
purplecthulhu at 10:35pm on 03/03/2005
Under the new regime of
drplokta I have been appointed minion i/c Canada, and its high time I made some edicts to benefit my new domain. So here are a few...
We'll start with the easy ones, which are more of a nudge of the elbow of parliament in directions they know they want to go...
1. Discrimination against gay couples, preventing them from marrying, will not be allowed.
2. Personal use of marijuana will be decriminalised.
3. Launching of anti-missile-missiles over Canadian terriotry without express permission will not be tolerated.
4. Said permission will not be given.
Though I expect minion i/c USA will sort this problem out very soon after they're appointed.
And while we're about it:
5. Sewage floods of basements will not happen. At all. Ever.
These are the first edicts of the new minion i/c Canada.
I may be recruiting subminions in the near future if our great leader
drplokta decides this is a good idea. Portfolios will then become available across the provinces. You have been warned.
We'll start with the easy ones, which are more of a nudge of the elbow of parliament in directions they know they want to go...
1. Discrimination against gay couples, preventing them from marrying, will not be allowed.
2. Personal use of marijuana will be decriminalised.
3. Launching of anti-missile-missiles over Canadian terriotry without express permission will not be tolerated.
4. Said permission will not be given.
Though I expect minion i/c USA will sort this problem out very soon after they're appointed.
And while we're about it:
5. Sewage floods of basements will not happen. At all. Ever.
These are the first edicts of the new minion i/c Canada.
I may be recruiting subminions in the near future if our great leader
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Shoggoths will enforce the security of Canada's international waters forthwith! The penalty for incursions into Canadian waters will be being eaten.
I am grateful to the candidate sub-minion i/c Martial Arts for bringing this matter to my attention.
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